Dear auntie,
I've been married for some eight years and have two lovely daughters.  Eight weeks ago my husband left me, saying he doesn't love me and wants a divorce.  This is the seventh time he's left me.  My daughters hate him because of his constant temper and nastiness.  I feel so low and rejected.  I'm on antidepressants, but see no light at the end of the tunnel.  I know I can't take him back as there would be no trust.  Mrs D, Clacton

Dear Mrs D,
I really can't see what your problem is - it sounds to me like you will actually end up far happier without this foul-tempered, nasty, self-centred piece of shit.  Seems like your daughter's are a pair of smart cookies for developing a rightful hatred of this cunting cocksucker.  My advice to you is as follows; stay off the antidepressants - they'll fuck up your mind.  Don't feel low - get dressed up, go out with your pals and get yourself a big helping of some nice fresh cock - you will soon feel wanted then.  Forget this despicable wanker ever existed. You have two choices hun: 1. wallow in self pity for ever and end up a sad, lonely old crone or:  2.  Stand up, be strong and move on with your life.  I can strongly recommend the latter! Auntie