Dear Auntie
My work takes me away from home a lot, and my wife starting having an affair when a man she liked paid her a compliment.  She was also bored with her job , felt that the children (who are 14 and 12) no longer needed her as much, and she hated being 45.  She is slim, attractive, looks 35 and I am very much in love with her.  She has now ended the affair, although she still has feelings for him, but she says she loves me and doesn't want a divorce.  She is living with her parents at the moment but wants me to rent somewhere for her whilst "she tries to find the woman she was before the affair."  However, she says there are no guarantee that things will be the same as before.  Should I agree to this?  Dave, Kent

Dear Dave
No you fucking well should not agree to this!!!  Grow some bollocks and tell her to fuck off - she's using you.  As soon as she gets the keys to the flat she'll ditch you and have lover boy hanging out the back of her pronto.  Don't try to justify what she's done either - we all get bored from time to time, but manage to resist giving a blow job to the first person that pays us a compliment.  She is a vile, selfish sow who is having a midlife crisis and views you as a meal ticket - fuck her off, matey!
Auntie