My husband wants sex all the time and it's driving me mad. he sulks if I don't give into it because he says it's my duty as a wife. I didn't realise just how bad this had become until we had our first baby two months ago. He was even saying in hospital that he was desperate. I haven't had sex with him since the birth because I've used the excuse that I'm in pain. But he complains constantly that he's being denied and I'm dreading it all starting up again.
Natasha, Crowtree.
My heart goes out to you Natasha, really it does. You obviously didn't have much experience of actual men before you embarked on matrimony with this sex pest, did you? Otherwise you would've recognised that he is a fucking sad pervert and run a mile.
The experienced Agony Aunt in me that I amn't wants to say "Ooh, poor men, they often have difficulty when you have a new, little person monopolising all the attention that used to be focussed on them. Try to be patient with him, try Relate, blah blah fucking blah..." However, in reality, that's just a pile of bollocks. He's a juvenile, clingy, insecure fanny-rat. Seriously, i've met his sort. I was binning a bloke once and, through his tears, he STILL managed to ask me to "Just hold it" (you know who you are Mr B, Tyne & Wear).
Next time he tries it on, don't lie about being in pain. Take his genitals gently in your hand and whisper softly in his ear: "Darling, I've been so looking forward to some love-making too" Then firmly tug his meat and two veg floorwards and tell him "Now fuck off, I've got the milkman coming round in five. Now he's a REAL man, you sack of shit!" The look on his face will be priceless. Unless, of course, he has any psychotic tendencies, in which case you'll probably be getting dredged out of the nearest canal in a rolled up carpet sometime soon. Worth the bet, though, I'd say! Good Luck!
Auntie
