Dear Auntie
On holiday in Tunisia I met and dated the man of my dreams. Flatteringly he is 20 years younger than me. On the final night of my holiday we made love and he said that he loved me and we swore we would stay in touch.
He says that he'd like to visit and if it works out we could get married. He just wants to make sure that his father is ok first - he needs an expensive operation. I'd like to pay for it, but a friend's trying to stop me. But what use is money if you can't use it to help those that you love? Maureen, Bognor
Dear Maureen
Are you for real? You need to take a reality check love, before it's too late, you daft old bint!!! Any man will tell you that he loves you when he wants to get into your knickers. But this greasy lothario has the added incentives of wanting to bleed your bank account dry and wanting a free ticket into the UK. I can guarantee you that the moment you get hitched, he'll dump you and open up a fast food shop on your local high street - on your money! Ask yourself, honestly, what's some pumped up foreign young stud going to want with a wizzened old hag like you (other than a passport and YOUR money)? Do yourself a favour, listen to your friend and tell him to fuck off - before its too late. Auntie
