Before I met my partner, I was quite promiscuous and had one-night stands with three men from work. Three years on, I'm happily engaged, and my fiance has just landed a job at my old company. One of the men I slept with still works there, and I'm terrified my fiance will overhear gossip about me. Should I tell him the truth?
Ange, Catholme
Good God, woman! Do you not imagine there have been a million and one "office-shags" since your little spell of slack-drawedness? They probably don't even remember your name by now, let alone who you opened your legs for. They'll be too busy fretting about what they got up to at the Christmas party to give a shit about your dirty episode, Especially that Lisa in accounts, the filthy slapper. I saw her in the bogs at The Taj Mahal on George St with Nigel from marketing......
Seriously Ange, stop worrying. Be glad you had the gumption to get a few notches on your bedpost before finding the right man. I'm sure HE's glad you got your blow-job perfected before you met and can now be the wife he wants.
Auntie
