Dear Auntie
I've been with my boyfriend for six months but we haven't made love yet because he is impotent. He also told me that he has a low sperm count. How can we have a sex life and the children that we both want? Sophie, Burslem
Jesus H Christ! You people are really starting to piss me off now - are you f**cking stupid or what? You want a sex life AND you want children? H'ELLOOOOOHH!! How do you think that's gonna happen if the man can't get a boner in 6 months and even if he did manage to, his gonads are more sparsely populated than Antartica, you brainless bimbo. Get him a crate of Viagra or something. If that doesn't work then dump him and find yourself a real man if you really want to get some hot cock action and a bun in your oven - now go away and leave me alone you daft cow! Auntie
