Dear Auntie
Please tell me how to get rid of my jealous streak. My boyfriend and I love each other very much, but I'm frightened that my jealousy may ruin the very thing that I want most. If I see him as much as glance at other women when we're out, jealousy boils up in me and we end up having a huge row for him fancying them. I know deep down that he doesn't, but I'm worried he is starting to get weary of this. Jodie, Walsall

Dear Jodie
OF COURSE HE'S GETTING WEARY OF THIS!!! Who wouldn't be, living with a psychotic fruit loop like you? Get real, if he sees a hot bit of crumpet when he's out then of course he's going to look - who wouldn't? If you were any kind of girlfriend you would suggest a nice horny threesome with another bird and then, just maybe, he might not dump you! Get a life and go boil some rabbits you f**king weirdo! Auntie
PS Just think what he gets up to when you're NOT there!!!!