Dear Auntie,
I'm in despair. Lately I've been brooding increasingly on the fact that, in the five years I've been married, my husband hasn't once instigated sex. It's now become such a routine that I don't even talk about it. I deliberately didn't make a move for three months to see if that produced any changes - it didn't! I'm now feeling so resentful and humiliated. How can I tackle this? I suppose I'm just fearful that, if it were left up to him, we'd never have sex again. Helen, Tiverton
Helen dearie!
You are just getting yourself in a tiz about nothing. If your husband doesn't want sex (with you) you will soon find out that there are loads of blokes who do. Get yourself dolled up and get down to a club on a Saturday night and before you know it your fanjita will be getting pounded proper style by some drunken herbert. Even if you're fat and have a face like a slapped arse, some young stud will still be gagging to bang you after eight pints of Stella. If your husband still doesn't want sex (he's probably sh*gging your sister though) then b*ll*cks to him, get it wherever you can and enjoy! Auntie
