Dear Auntie
I'm in my late twenties and I've got a male friend of 93 who I've known for several years. We've been out for meals a few times, but a couple of months ago, after a nice dinner and a bottle of wine, one thing led to another. After kissing and foreplay we had sex, which I really enjoyed. It's happened a few more times since. He won't use a condom because he says he can't get a woman pregnant at his age, but should I take the Pill to be on the safe side?
Miss M, Stockport

Dear Miss M
Are you taking the piss? I'm trying to run a problem page here, not answer to sick, degraded freaks like you. Does the word "Eeeeuuuuuwwwww" mean anything to you? You must be seriously deformed to feel the need to be defiled by a withered old paedo who, quite frankly, should've been pushing up DAISIES by now, let alone YOU! Do yourself, and him, a favour right now, and ensure that some sort of "accident" involving a pillow over the face, occurs the next time his geriatric genitalia squirm into tumescence. Now fuck off, you disgust me.
Auntie